The Conflicts of Brian and Jillian’s Love Story
Whistle While Your Wife Works
Brian came home one morning with the grunted annoyance Stewie told him that they were supposed to have brunch that morning. Brian said that he had a late night, and Stewie was questioning him about the woman’s name, getting frustrated that he couldn’t hang out for recent chats. Then Stewie told Brian to see if she was attractive or hideous, to which Brian explained to Stewie that she’s not hideous. Stewie explained to Brian to see if she has an alibi but Brian explained to Stewie that doesn’t have an alibi and Stewie sang a song about Ugly which pissed off Brian and walked away. The next day, Brian and Stewie went to Jillian’s Apartment as Brian explained to be firmly clear about meeting her which he can chat for a minute in and out. Stewie was being sarcastic that if she looks ugly, he’ll vomit all over the place and then asked Brian to wiped it off and leave. When Jillian made her first appearance, she was happy to see Brian and Stewie realize that she is pretty and also fell in love with Jillian. She then got surprised about Brian’s cute little friend and Stewie happily had his harming eyes as he introduced her. Then all 3 of them walked into the apartment. As Jillian was getting ready to make some lemonade, Brian was going to ask Stewie if he was going to take back from the reactions he said from before, Stewie explained him that “She’s stunning”. Then Stewie explained to Brian that why would he be embarrassed about dating her. Jillian talked about a bad guy on tv and Stewie was confused about Jillian’s reaction as Brian asked Stewie to leave her place. Then Stewie joked about the fact that she’s a moron. He also replied that “A moron with large breasts you can use as mountains for your matchbox cars or whatever it is grow ups do with large breasts”. Brian asked Stewie to shut up because he was embarrassing his moment. Then Stewie talked about how lovely she did with the place even the one bedroom and one bath as Jillian replied “It’s a whole apartment”. Then Jillian asked Stewie that if he and Brian works at the Detective Agency. While Brian was in annoyance, Stewie told her that the both of them do work at the detective agency as he rolled his head like a football. Jillian was thrilled about the idea of working which it had to be a tough job. Brian has been too embarrassed to talk about which he was going to take Stewie home but he on the other hand enjoyed the experience of talking to Jillian and her best lemonade. Stewie was having a blast and Brian scoffed about the moment of Stewie talking to her over him.
Back at the Griffin Household, Stewie was playing his blocks and Brian came back from Jillian grunted with a newspaper. Stewie had brought back his insults about his hot girlfriend, Brian told Stewie that he can anything he wants while he doesn’t see the of Jillian than Brian does, as he also mentioned that Jillian is bright and happens to be a good photographer. Then Stewie brought his sarcastic joke about a hot woman who happens to be a good photographer. Brian asked him to knock it off as Stewie is specifically interested to hear about what Jillian talks about with Brian. Brian explained it to Stewie that they enjoyed delicious food, the new covers for her Volkswagen Jetta and Real World Road Rules Challenge. Stewie stated that Brian doesn’t even watch MTV which he only falls for it with pot, Brian quickly didn’t want to be judgmental about the Relationship as they had a good time and Brian makes Jillian laugh once in a while. Stewie tested Brian to see if Jillian laughs only on her own or only when she laughs when Brian laughs about something funny. After that, Jillian called Brian about having help putting the CD needs to be faced up into the DVD. Brian the. Reply “I love you too Jilly Bean”. Then he was annoyed at Stewie and replied “What”? Stewie then replied “Nothing I didn’t say anything”. Then Brian walked out of the couch to get a drink as Stewie decided to cheekily called Jillian back to pretend to be Brian. He asked Jillian to get together tonight for dinner and then do sexual activity afterwards. He replied to words to Jillian “What were those again”? He then laughed out to go back to his own self for no way gross and quickly went back to Brian’s altered voice as he was would enjoy doing it and he totally loves it how it feels.
When Brian stopped by at the Griffin Household, Brian was shocked the whole family already had Jillian over. Stewie mocks Brian that he wanted to invite for dinner. Brian didn’t thought if he invited her for dinner. Stewie tells Brian that he wanted to meet family. Then Jillian talked to Peter and Chris about the sun and the moon being at the same place in the same time. Brian felt embarrassed but Jillian was happy to see him and kiss on the cheek by his ears while calling him oogie. Lois thought the two of them met at a mensa meeting, Jillian laughed that the two actually met at a quizno’s when the both ordered the turkey ranch and swiss with no onions. Lois and Stewie find her stupidity amusing which makes it entertaining. Jillian told the Griffin Family that she threw up a lot in high school which she doesnt her period as there was a fact she was bulimic. Lois was being sarcastic about Brian having Jillian being his true love as she thought it was funny. Brian pointed out to Lois that she doesn’t understand the fact when two people are alike when they’re alone. In a cutaway gag, It was Jillian when she put on her earrings that she wanted to go out dancing and Brian was feeling mellow relaxing in bed. Then Brian tricked Jillian by using her flashlight on the pink wall, and Jillian surprise about the light and plays it like a cat playing torch mouse. Back to scene at the Griffin House, Stewie asked Jillian about Homeland Security and tells her what the president is doing. Jillian explains it to Stewie that the government has things that can’t tell us and have to truthfully accept the reality. Brian finally had it and ready to storm out of the house with Jillian. Stewie had one more question to see how dumb Jillian really is and explain the capital of Rhode Island. Jillian said “Rhode Island City”? Brian slammed the door and laughed out loud and quoted “It’s like she’s f**king five”!
The next day, Brian and Jillian went out to a diner to out for breakfast and Jillian thanked Brian to go out with her friends. Brian was hoping to get along with her friends. Her friends talked about finding their cars and it was there the whole time as it happened to all of the them. Brian thought it was funny and explain if he would have a nickel if it happen but Jillian and her friends did not understand about what Brian was saying. They also didn’t get it for does an expression mean, as Brian talked about his dopey stuff like he called one of the politicians William Rehnquist to William Rhinequist. No one get it what he was talking about so they went to the ladies room to try out new gloss. Brian felt gutted about his incessant until Stewie caught it off guard which he said behind the couch “dude that was painful”. Brian was pissed about Stewie spying on him and followed them as he asked Brian to admit about the relationship. Brian felt ashamed that he realized that the relationship would have to break it off.
That evening, Brian drove his Prius with Stewie to go to Jillian’s Apartment as Stewie asks Brian to dump her and never again to talk about her reflections. Brian didn’t realize what he was thinking off but got mad because he finally mocked Stewie’s quote of every inflection with every question he brought up. Then he went of to Jillian’s Apartment and knocked the door to talk it out. As Jillian got out of the shower with her towel wrapped up, she realized that Brian was feeling intense as he explained Jillian to put it off his chest. As Jillian dry her hair off, as the fact Brian’s libido to take control which he want to spend some time together. Brian ended up walked into her room and had sex with her as he was able to cuddle with her as it lasted for 3 hours. By the time he got back in the car and woke up Stewie in the car as he thought it took 3 hours to break up with her. It turns out Brian didn’t have the chance to break up with her and Stewie noticed the smell of sweat anger and shame. Then Brian drove the car as Stewie wanted to play his mixtape and mocked Brian while the song Cars by Gary Numan played as he sang “Brian had sex with a really dumb girl. Now he’s taking his best friend Stewie to get some ice cream in his car”. When Brian had it with Stewie minced he turned off the music and Stewie quoted at the end “Oh you’re a poor sport”.
Prick Up Your Ears
In this moment, Brian and Jillian watched Channel 5 News about the recent topic, then Jillian walked out of the couch and asked Brian that she’s going to the little girls room Brian then quoted “All right baby”. Stewie then walked in the couch and talked to Brian with no luck with the tooth fairy. However he found a pair of teeth from the old man which it was phony. After when Stewie pretends to be Gary Busey, they both heard Jillian threw up and found out she had a eating disorder which she has Bulimia nervosa. Stewie felt bad for Jillian as Brian told him that her hair is falling out, lost of tooth last week. Brian thought all of her purging makes her body look fantastic especially the supermodels do it which he stated that Karen Carpenter over do it which Jillian had a good balance. That evening, Stewie invited Jillian out for dinner to a restaurant and planned out to see how she and Brian are doing. Then Stewie quickly talked to Jillian on the insults which she thought was saying that she’s fat and then Stewie forced her to throw up but secretly took her tooth to show proof of hoping to fight the tooth fairy. Later that same night Stewie went to bed and added the lasers to hopefully find the tooth fairy. He thought it was the prime suspect and it turns it was Brian who entered the room and went upside down as the bell rang to find the intruder. Stewie give Brian to know that he’s not the tooth fairy in disguise. Brian give Stewie the information like his middle name was Gillian, his girlfriend is a moron and a picture of Chris Noth in Stewie’s wallet. Stewie finally let Brian down as Brian told him that the tooth fairy isn’t real. As Stewie was hoping to find the tooth from Jillian, he checked underneath his pillow and it was gone with no dollar bill underneath the pillow. They didn’t know that the window was opened and it was the tooth fairy who was an addict of collecting teeth.
Chick Cancer
The night began with brushing his hair to talk himself in the mirror talk about he’ll get to meet every woman in town to sleep with as he did the spiky hair dude. Then Stewie walked into the bathroom and hopefully to get Olivia by being more grown up as he got some of Brian’s fur to take out the brush and put it in the bag as he walked away. Later that evening, Jillian came by to ring the bell as Brian introduced each other as there ready for date night while Stewie wanted to act sexy to be more adult alike. Jillian was happy to see Stewie again as Brian was annoyed that he was able be sexy while he was using his fur to be more grown up. While Stewie was having his moment, Brian was grossed out as Stewie walked out to Jillian telling her that he is so beat from doing adult staff as Jillian felt the same way. Stewie was feeling kicked in as his cubes popped out of his diaper and Brian asked Jillian to meet up for a minute. Then Stewie talked to Brian with a sexy questions, until Brian grabbed his own hair and convince him that it’s not grown up enough for Olivia. Brian asked Stewie how to get women in town as he observe one to watch the action outside of Quagmire’s House. The woman ran outside of the house and Quagmire asked to get back in the house by being polite with a negative attitude. Stewie then said “What the deuce? Why the hell would she would respond positively in a negative comment”? Then Stewie suggest Brian if women like being treat them like crap. Brian wasn’t too sure about it. Stewie thought it would be a great idea as he prepared himself to meet a much darker Stewie Griffin. As Stewie had conflicts with Olivia in the recent days as the first day was lovely until the last recent times Stewie and Olivia had some issues.
During the night of a Double Date at Dominick’s, it was Brian and Jillian with Stewie and Olivia out for dinner. While Brian and Jillian had their drinks, Stewie apologize to Brian and Jillian that Olivia took forever with her make up as Olivia blamed Stewie for driving around the block 6 times on his big wheels instead of paying for valet parking. Brian and Jillian were both happy to see the both of them as Stewie and Olivia are both angry arriving to dinner late. After ordering drinks, Stewie has constantly gone vicious about the whole afternoon plan with pretend dinner at the playhouse while Olivia stated that Stewie was in the bathroom to wax his eyebrows for 3 hours. Brian and Jillian were slowly getting worried that hoping to ignore today’s issue as Stewie to ask Olivia what’s her problem. Olivia stated that Stewie is acting like a baby which it became the center of attention, while Stewie thinks that he’s grown up enough for her. Jillian explained to Stewie that he is a baby as Brian told her to stay out of it. Stewie asked the 3 of them to think like a money and act like baby, as he made a loud cry causing a scene to make the one guy offscreen to tell the kid to be quiet. Stewie continued to make a scene by yelling the guy back asking him to be quiet. As Olivia and Brian were embarrassed of Stewie’s selfishness while Jillian was scared as Stewie asked them “No, it’s ok. It’s okay”. Stewie then continues to yell at the guy to fight but the guy rather have the porterhouse steak and Stewie decided to ask him if he would recommend it and happily decided that the wanted the porterhouse steak.
The next day, Brian and Stewie were on the couch and asked Stewie where was Olivia as Stewie asked him that she’s up at the house. Brian replied “It’s not your fault” which it was reference to the scene from that 1998 Film Good Will Hunting. Stewie knew it but as the longer Brian said it “It’s not your fault” he started to get upset and ask him to cut it out and lastly burst into tears and hugged Brian that being a grownup was so hard. Brian told Stewie that he stood up to god and all of his toys as he took an oath to stick with things got tough. He finally explained Stewie that its part of Adulthood. Stewie convince himself to no longer hide the relationship as he wants to take responsibility for his actions. He thought hat kind of a man if he ran off right away and Brian thought he would a black man, which it shocked Stewie where it did it came from as Brian apologized to Stewie that it came from his father. Stewie was going to walk away and replied “You gotta work on that, man. Bad Dog”. Later Stewie found out that Olivia cheated on him by playing with Victor the same guy from the birthday party. Then Stewie got upset and found out the silly putty and tells Olivia that he wanted to end the relationship, as he decided to set the pretend house on fire leaving them behind. That evening Stewie tells Brian that being a grown up is a royal pain the ass, especially women which he wanted to decide about being with his buddy mate, like a woman dates a woman but more like a guy dating a guy Brian told Stewie “It’s being Gay” Stewie didn’t realize it until he said it through.
Barely Legal
While Brian was relaxing on the couch, Jillian called Brian to hopefully invite him over as she replied “Are you coming over to watch Laguna Beach tonight?” Then Brian replied “Uh, What time does it start?” Then Jillian asked him 10:00 Eastern and Specific Time, which confused him that she meant to say Pacific time. Jillian tells him it’s Specific Time which is actually meant that it starts at 10:00 specifically. Then Stewie giggled as an annoyed Brian heard him on the line as he enjoyed his time at Jillian’s place. After that, Brian wanted to call her later and hang up the phone.
Boys Do Cry
In one scene of that episode, Jillian called Brian to see how she’s doing while she was having trouble reading the tv guide about the cheers and jeers. Brian explained to her that “The cheers is when they generally approve of something on television, and jeers is they find some sort of fault with it.” Jillian felt disconnected that it’s harder to explain it on the phone which she would understand it better in person. Brian couldn’t come back to Rhode Island while the Griffin family are in Texas because the town thinks Stewie’s possessed. Jillian explain to Brian that they don’t because everyone has stopped chasing them weeks ago. Brian was shocked and realized that he was going to rush out and Jillian asked him one more question. She wanted to know if she’s jewish and Brian replied “Are you jewish?” Jillian then replied “No” as Brian replied There you go sport.” Jillian thanked Brian as he hangs up the phone.
“Movin out (Brian’s Song)”
It all began with the two of them included Stewie were watching tv as Jillian asked Brian about Daryl Hannah has one wooden finger as he mentioned it from People Magazine. Brian asked Jillian to get him a beer until Peter asked them plans for the night. Jillian asked Peter that Brian was going to take her to Disney on Ice as he got jealous. Brian suggest Peter to take over his ticket which Jillian thought he wanted to go as Stitch was going to do a skating duet with Sebastian the Crab, which Stewie got jealous. Brian realise that it wasn’t his cup of tea which he stated the Walt Disney was an outspoken anti-semite, which also mentioned Disney, ABC, ESPN and Touchstone to avoid these popular networks. Jillian felt bad so she ask Peter to see Disney on Ice and immediately said yes as he was going to add his Donald Duck costume. Later on, Brian decided to get a chance to write his novel as Lois finished doing the laundry as she ask Brian that he was supposed to go out with Jillian. Brian stated that he wanted to focus on his novel as he’s been feeling smothered about Peter and Jillian so he decided to finally write his novel and title it “Faster Than the Speed of Love.” Lois laughed at brian to think it was the worst title that he created, as Brian to explain Lois which is about a boy who has to rescue his father who’s a pilot that has been captive by a militant Islamic Country. Lois stated to brian that he’s ripping off scenes from Iron Eagle as they made 3 sequels while Brian tried to use his version of World War 2. As Lios walked away hysterically laughing, Brian stated that one of the WWII veterans is Japanese, as they accepted him anyway. Peter and Jillian had a nice day at the duck pond feeding the ducks as they had a great time enjoying the conversation. Peter was hoping to that Brian would open his eyes and get serious with her as Jillian sights of the fact that Brian should at least live in together. Peter suggested that he commits to her or the relationship with be done.
Back at home, Brian was furious that Peter brought up the idea of Jillian moving together. Peter ask him that he should because she’s beautiful, she’s funny and she is smart. Brian was convinced that he doesn’t want a committed relationship with her, as Lois suggested that he should because it wouldn’t be fair to her if he doesn’t take the relationship seriously. Then she stated that what if would only used a woman for sex as Jillian deserves better than that, she has feelings and has devoted on the line of energy as it grows to something more significant. If Brian doesn’t see what Jillian has for him, Lois would’ve lost respect for Brian as he stated that he wouldn’t be like that, while Lois hopes to prove her wrong. Brian finally stood up for himself that he is willing to move in with Jillian and see what it takes to live with her. The moment that Brian move in with Jillian, the both of them were reading like Brian is reading the newspaper and Jillian was reading a magazine. Brian realize it felt right to move in with her as Jillain quoted “Cool, Rock on, Brian.” Then Stewie knocked to the door to see how was moved doing as he got back from the cobbler. Brian felt pleased about the idea of moving together but got the mail as he realized that he can’t afford the rent which he would be lucky by the end of the month. Stewie thought it would be a great idea to add an extra roommate as Brian was shocked about where did the money came from as Stewie ended taking up Chris’ paper route. The next scene, Brian asked Jillian if he stays in for a while because he gets lonely when Brian is not home. Jillian tells Brian that he is so fatherly as it turns her on and then the both kissed each other on the couch. Stewie wanted to find the gram crackers but couldn’t find it as he ask brian to come over here as Brian wanted a moment with Jillian. Then Stewie made a mess and realize there’s no towels in the kitchen as it stopped Brian’s moment of kissing Jillian.
That evening, Brian and Jillian were having sex with the lights off as Brian told her that she likes it Jillian replied “Yeah, it’s Rad!” Brian wanted to pause a moment as he was going to get a condom as he turned the lights on and didn’t realize that Stewie was standing in front of them. Stewie was upset that he want to have a snuggle with Brian and Jillian as Brian ask him to get back to bed. Stewie quotes “But i’m not tired. And I’m lonely.” Jillian felt like Stewie was being an angel as she was willing to let him stay for a while. Stewie felt splendid and willing to get in bed with them as he call it Dear Penthouse Forum. Brian finally snapped at Stewie and had it with disturbing their privacy ask he ask him to go away, but Jillian tells Brian to not be mean to Stewie. Stewie tells Brian that he would stop paying half of the rent if he continues to be mean to him. Jillian was surprised about what happen but didn’t want to admit it before Stewie told him the truth, as Brian tells Jillian that she wanted him to move in so bad as Brian didn’t want to move in with her. Jillian got upset that if Brian really didn’t want to move in with her and Brian was honest that the truth is that he didn’t want to move in with her. Jillian replied as she put her hands on her cheeks “Oh my god! I’ve never felt so stupid!” Both Brian and Stewie replied “Really?” Jillian finally replied angrily out of bed “Well, I don’t want to be your guilty burden, Brian! We’re through!” She finally got upset burst into tears, carried her stuff and ran out of the apartment and slammed the door. When Brian asked Jillian if she would come back, he became extremely furious with himself. Stewie felt bad for Brian and hopefully feels better in the morning as Brian heavily sighs and turn off the lights. After that, Stewie suggests that he should have sex with the next person that he would see after Jillian walked out on him like. He also thought it would be a good idea for the very next person that would see him as he turned out to happily turn on the light and stared at Brian. Brian lastly punch Stewie because of his annoyance and didn’t say a word at him. The next morning, the heartbroken Brian was feeling depressed and drunk to learn the reality that Jillian is officially over him and she did broke up with him. Stewie wanted to learn the importance of by seeing things in perspective for positive change. He explained to him like when Alex P. Keaton lost his girlfriend, everything was all right but ended up having Parkinson’s and replied “Yikes.” Brian suddenly started to get the point that it’s no longer a loss which he has opportunity to be free and got his own place with no attachments, as Stewie was happy to see Brian realize that he can run the place on his own.
That evening, Brian came back to the apartment and realize that Stewie invited all of the people that came to the party and Brian was pissed off about random people in his apartment. Stewie was happy that Brian make to the social party as he wanted to meet new people and hopefully forget about Jillian as Brian noticed there was a lot of gay guys than single women in the party as Stewie stated that everyone is having a good time. Stewie wanted Brian to introduce her to Joanna, as Stewie thinks she’s a comedian for him as she joked about a food that can’t make up its mind and it was a waffle. Both Joanna and Stewie both laughed about the joke but Brian was too depressed and didn’t felt it was working out as Stewie repiled “How are you still single?” The next day, Brian was still feeling lousy and Stewie hoped he would be cheered by the 80’s robots like the Robot Jinx from Space Camp and Sico from Rocky IV. Nothing has worked for Brian and he blamed Stewie that Jillian was gone. Stewie was furious that Brian couldn’t blame but himself, he also stated that the fat man talk him into moving out, he also let Jillian walked out the door as he ask him to stop being push around and toughen up. Stewie suggest that he wants to bring back Jillian, he should do it right away before it escalates. Brian realize that it was time to stand up for himself and take charge of his actions and hoping to bring back Jillian. Before brian ran out of the apartment he quoted “Stand aside, I’ve got to get my girl back.” Stewie happily replied “Go get her, Brian.” Brian ran into Jillian’s old apartment and hopefully bring Justice to get her back. When he knocked the door, he fixed his fur and straighten his collar, it was an awkward moment when the two met again and Jillian felt unapologetic about his return but Brian made a huge mistake of being a jerk to her and hopefully take her back. Jillian realize that Brian did actually hurt her feelings and couldn’t let him tolerate her like that again. Brian was hoping to get another chance to refocus on his mistakes and Jillian tells Brian that he was too late and already met another guy and it was Mayor Adam West. After when Mayor West ask Jilian to find the Oxygen Network, Jillian thought it was time to say goodbye to Brian. He began to feel upset and replied “Please don’t send me away.” Jillian replied “I have to. You broke my heart.” She then walked about to her apartment and locked the door leaving Brian heartbroken as he felt guilty for using his consequences for his actions. At the moment of that specific scene when Jillian walked back to her apartment and closed the door, there was an animation detail it almost reversed back to the end of Season 3 into early Season 4. This was also the longest relationship that Brian committed to a woman throughout the whole series.
At the very end of the episode, Brian and Stewie went back to the Griffin house and had breakfast, Lois was happy to see Brian back at the house but Peter also tells Brian that he wouldn’t find another attractive girl again not like Jillian and also tells him that moving in was the biggest mistake. Brian thought it was another life experience together. Lois thought it would a good idea to finish his book “Faster than the Speed of Love” as the whole family laughed at him and Brian was annoyed again about the family making fun of his book.
We Love You Conrad
This is the story where it decides on the full episode when Brian fell in love with Lauren Conrad from The Hills but quickly realized that he still have feelings for Jillian.
It started when the Griffin Family was watching tv while Lois came in and borught the mail for an invitation card for Jillian’s Wedding. Brian was shocked to hear about the news and Stewie teased him that he walked right in after dating the last man dating her. Everyone was invited to the wedding except Brian which he stated that they’ve been dating for 6 months which it lasted most of Season 5 until Movin Out (Brian’s Song) in the beginning of the 6th Season. The next scene, the heartbroken Brian was upset and drunk while having hard liquor as she regrets breaking up with Jillian, until Stewie entered the kitchen about the salmon or the snausages as Brian was jealous about the snausages and felt like he can cared less about the wedding. Brian told Stewie that he moved on with Jillian and tried dating other women which did failed to make the relationship last. Stewie suggests him to go out to dinner with Jillian and her fiancé which Brian had no problems meeting him. Stewie wanted to him to meet Deshawn as Brian was furious about Deshawn and Stewie syked him that it was Derek as he thought it was cute with Brian’s face. Later that day, the Family was watching “The Hills” until Jillian entered the door to see the Griffins and asked Peter to give her away at their wedding.
That evening, at the Qu’Est-ce que pue Restaurant Brian and Stewie were able to meet Jillian and Derek. While Brian and Derek ordered their food, Derek spoken french and the waiter was impressed with his french. Brian told him that he spoken really good French as Jillian tells him that he speaks orange as he corrected her its mandarin. One of the servers almost lost balanced, Derek was able to save the glasses of wine as Jillian was stunned with his incredible performance. Brian wanted to imitate Derek’s stunts as he failed and lost all of the glasses of whine. Stewie teases Brian that dinner is going great while mocking Derek’s stunts as he failed deliberately. Derek was also helpful to fix the man’s arm and elbow. Brian wanted to go the bathroom with Derek as Stewie awkwardly thought it would be gay, as Brian asked Stewie that he wanted to go because he wanted to know if he had the superman type of power. By the time the both went to the restroom, Brian was furious that he is like the superman type. Later that night, Brian went to a bar as he was totally drowning his sorrows feeling wasted and asked for another bourbon until he hooked up with Lauren Conrad but didn’t it was her so he called her blondie. Brian asked her to go with his dogwood like blondie and dogwood from in the funnies as Lauren tells him is dagwood and Brian realize it’s dagwood. Brian tell’s her “You want to take a wizard on my ID”? Lauren giggled and reminds her of her stepdad as it references to the comic stripsBlondieandWizard of Id. The both of them kissed at the bar and went to the Park Barrington Hotel for a one night stand of sex to last the night away. The next morning Brian woke up from a hangover and realized he slept with Lauren Conrad from The Hills as s he thought Brian was seemed surprised but Brian told her that he didn’t mean to offend her anything from the night at the bar and she tells him that ” I have a dog, so i’ve to cut poop out of his fur before”. Aside from that, the both of them had a great night together.
When the left the hotel Brian and Lauren told hands to walked out of the Park Barrington Hotel as Brian wanted to leave becuase he wanted to be a low profile person as she tells him that he’s a really cool guy, until Stewie was excited to see the both of them across the other side of the block. Brian tried to lied to her about the random guy across the street which he couldn’t make a good excuse. Stewie was eager to see them and greeted her as Lauren was about to go shoot her film as Brian was about to not go as Stewie asked him not to break his moment for him as Stewie was excited to find the perfect hat. When they went to the Newport Fashion Show, they did a live set and the behind the scenes tour of The Hills. Stewie then stated that Bruce Jenner is a woman while Brian thought he’s a man but Stewie tells him that the Press would have to believe and stated that he is a elegant, beautiful Dutch Woman. The 3 trios went to the editing station for a discovery on next week’s episode. They showed a live action footage of Lauren Conrad talking to her friends about a relationship, Stewie was annoyed that it only lasted for 5 seconds and she explained to Stewie that they do street signs, fronts of restaurants signs even with an old footage of The A Team.
Back at the Griffin House, the family had dinner and told him where he was last night as Brian didn’t want to drive home and got wrecked. Then the whole family laughed at him that the whole Brian Griffin and Lauren Conrad dating as it was all over the internet, There was also a footage of TMZ when Stewie wants to be anonymous and tells them that it’s Brian Griffin and he boned Lauren last night. Brian was annoyed that the whole world knows that he’s dating a celebrity, as Lois was glad that Brian is dating a smart, classy well educated woman and laughed that conrad is such an idiot. Peter tells Brian that he made the late night shows like Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson and Jay Leno. Brian told him that he was drunk and didn’t know what he was doing and was going to ask her something to lay it off. The next day, Brian went to Lauren’s Mansion and asked one of the maid that works there as he tells her that he was one of the guy that the comedians have been talking about. The Maid asked him to follow the music and he’ll find her. Lauren was playing classical music on her violin as Brian walked through the beautiful paintings of art. Brian was amazed and tells her what music was it and she finished playing Mozart’s “Violin Concerto No. 1 in B Flat.” Brian checked the book Plato’s Symposium as it was worned out as she explained to him she read it over a 100 times and finds that Aristophanes’ Quasi-Satirical origin myth regarding the 3 genders both fantastic and serious. Brian find it really it interesting as he tells that she reads a lot which Lauren does not let her bio-molecular take over. Lauren takes Brian to her science project as the bio-molecular research is an almost exact replica of the scene from a reference of the filmStar Trek II: The Wrath Of Khanin which Dr. Carol Marcus presents Phase Two of the Genesis project including similar music. Brian was shocked that she did all of the work in a full day as Laurens tells him that “The matrix formed in a day. The life form grew later in the day at a substantially accelerated rate”. Brian was confused that why she would hide the rest from the world has she tells him that Americans don’t like smart people like they election George W Bush twice as Brian said once becuase his political ideology is Liberal and wanted Al Gore form the 2000 Election. Brian also stated that the whole persona is a publicity stunt as Lauren tells him that publicity is what the franchise wants and they also use the state of the art computer animation.
The next scene, Peter and Jillian made a list of things that she wants for her away at the wedding, like she wants to dj herself, and made a playlist of songs which it was box of junior mints so Peter would do the dj for her. Then Stewie asks Brian if he broke up with Lauren and Brian told him that she’s coming over for dinner. Stewie then replied “Say What”? That evening, the family had Lauren over for dinner and Lois thought it was wonderful having her for dinner as Lauren stated that caviar spoons are carved from bones as they don’t use metal becuase it reacts chemically with fish eggs and changes their taste. Lois seemed pretty annoyed about the facts which Brian tells Chris and Meg that she finished her fascinating Doctoral thesis on suborbital propulsion mechanisms that NSSA is using for the next generation of space shuttles as the both of them were excited. Peter asked to her about the show which give him wood as Lauren wanted to sign an autograph which Peter became ignorant as Lois. Meg asked Lauren that she and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan all hang out and go drunk driving together as Stewie stated that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t driving that night and asked a friend to take the wheel for her as it was Mr. Magoo who took the wheel while she was taking the rap for a friend. Brian tells them that they had a great time at the Art Museum as they spotted a special exhibition of a rare manet paintings as Lauren corrected him it’s the Manet and not the monet. Lauren asked Lois to get a more comfortable chair becuase it was hurting her back as Quagmire was the one and wanted to meet her so badly as he sadly walked away from the kitchen table.
Back at her mansion, Brian and Lauren had a wonderful time together as they enjoyed each other’s company and talked about Manet and not Monet as Brian laughed out of embarrassment which Lauren talked to him about the facts of the American Naval Forces in the Pacific of June 1941. She thought he was funny and poked his nose that he doesn’t understand the topic. Brian was suddenly feeling grunted that he’s not smarter than her and tells him that you don’t have to be and he’s adorable. Brian rather explained the rest in the morning and read a book with glasses from Austin Powers. Brian thought it was his reading glasses but Lauren noticed that it’s the Austin Powers logo in the glasses becuase of the red dot. Plays the music and Brian finally snapped that he couldn’t do anymore because he can’t date someone smarter as he felt like he’s being dumb as Jillian as Lauren realized that he still has feelings for Jillian. As Brian knew why Lauren is corrected that he is still in love with Jillian as she stated him that she’s smarter than him as he realized that he thought he was over her, but Brian hasn’t let go of Jillian’s feelings. Brian stated that “somewhere along the line, she must’ve gotten under my skin. I’m in love with her”. Brian thought he was being my o pic as Lauren corrected him my ah opic as Brian thanked her by being annoyed for correcting him.
The next morning back at the house, Brian is still feeling upset that he still in love with Jillian as time starts to run out, but Stewie had one more try to find the perfect date for an arm of a beautiful woman as Lauren stated that women are complex creatures. That evening, Brian went on a date with Stewie in disguise as he decided to pretend to be Desiree as Brian was irritated that he could’ve find a better woman as Desiree tells Brian the he’s made at her and not Stewie which it’s true that Brian has been as the lonely wolf. The sat next to the table of Jillian and Derek as Brain was frustrated that there’s no sign of contact while Derek and Jillian kissed each other at the table. Desiree finds a way to bring the attention by saying something sexy but Brian was more humiliated with the lyrical nonsense until Jillian and Brian approached to them.
The next day, Brian was running out of time to give Jillian one last chance so Lauren suggested he should tell her how he feels and express how much he deserves the world for Jillian. Stewie then got an interrupted phone call from Lee to tell him it’s a good time for a conversation. During the moment of the Wedding, Derek and Jillian walked through the aisle at the church. When the priest was about to give Derek and Jillian’s vows, Brian rushed into the Church and had one more chance to bring Jillian back to his love life as he opened the door and ran towards her as he replied “Wait! Jillian, I’m in love with you. I want you no, I need you with all my heart and soul. And my only regret is that I didn’t realize it when we were together. Those were the happiest days of my life, and I, I want more of those days. Please, Jillian… I love you. Will you please take me back”? Brian made a powerful speech that he wanted the life to bring back the days with Jillian as he used his voice loud and clear to prove her that he wanted his last to bring her back. Jillian thought his speech was beautiful but she made her final decision to stay with Derek because Brian already had his chance which the relationship didn’t last. As she said “I thought you were my soul train, but you didn’t want me”. As Brian corrected her which is soulmate and then Jillian incorrectly replied “Soul food”. She made her final statement that Derek is her true lover and Brian felt heartbroken that it was really her choice that she chose Derek over him. Jillian thinks that Derek meant everything to her since her mom passed away from cancer.
That evening after the wedding, everyone was having a good time and Peter was the DJ as he introduced the people the singer Sting. While the heartbroken Brian went back to drinking and watched Derek and Jillian kissed in front of him by the table. Stewie tried to cheer Brian up that he give all of his shot to win her back. Brian tells Stewie that he felt like crap as there was nothing to win Jillian back and not regretting for not keeping the relationship last longer. Stewie replies to Brian “Well, look at it this way: you may have lost Jillian, but you can at least be happy that she’s happy. Plus, you can always call Lauren.” Brian sadly told Stewie that she broke up with him because he give her worms and ended the episode with Lauren sitting around on the rug like a dog.
And Then There We’re Fewer
While the Griffins were unpacking the car to the mansion, However, Brian meet Jillian and Derek before the Dinner Party at Stanley Mansion. Jillian explained to Brian that she got invited to her honor which she incorrectly said “honer”. Brian began to get suspicious that the town as gotten the same invitation to the dinner party. during the mystery of the crime. When everyone got to the mansion, Consuela the maid reminded everyone to get to their rooms and then all of them would have dinner at 8:00PM. By the time of the dinner party, everyone was getting drinks and others took their seats, Brian was concerned that everyone got the same invitations from same anonymous source as he wondered where could the host would be. Stewie was annoyed that he thought it was going to be a lawn party as he realized that he didn’t bring long pants. Brian felt awkward that Jillian is married to Derek as he hoped if she was going to think of him, Stewie stated that he would be a pony or the color blue. Jillian was daydreaming about the blue pony as she pointed out laughing. When the host showed up, it was James Wood, Brian growled at him as it was the host of the event. Jillian was confused who James Woods was as Derek explained to her that he was on a show called “Sharks” which his last name was Woods and not made of Wood which it did offend Seamus. The dinner event became a nightmare as Stephanie was shot and killed while Brian opened the champagne bottle. Then everyone ran back to their cars but the tree crashed and caused the bridge to collapse as the Griffins tried to backup the car while took the wheel. The rest of them had to find clues as the murder mystery became a crime investigation. While Derek and Jillian looked at the attic to find Muriel Goldman, he looked at the attic until a black cat scared booth of them. Jillian though the cat would be the murder so she decided to talk like the cat as the cat was able to talk angrily at them as Derek apologized to the cat. While Brian and Stewie walked around the halfway, they tried to sing classical songs as Stewie hums to Dynasty until they heard the scream of Muriel Goldman as she was murdered. Brian was worried as he told everyone that they could all be dead by morning as the rest of them were shocked. Then Derek was able to find signal with the photo of him holding the Hollywood Sign in the background while he was in the foreground to actually think he is holding the Hollywood Sign, as Jillian took the photo. When he went upstairs to find wifi signals to the top of the roof in the rain with waves crashing through the storm, he was about to call the police until there was killer who followed him and was hit in the head as he fell off the balcony and died. While the rest heard a thump, the rest went outside and Derek was killed, Jillian began to cry as she realised that Derek is gone as Diane comfort her. They went back inside and found the Golden Globe was missing which it leads to the blunt of the object. The guys thought it was Tom Tucker who was the murder and was placed under arrest. The next morning when everyone was about to leave, Lois had a chat with Diane Simmons and had an awkward moment until Diane was the one with the gun as Lois realized she was the murder. Diane told Lois everything what she did was the one who murdered Derek as she planned to kill Tom Tucker, James Woods and Priscilla. Diane pointed the gun at Lois as she plotted to kill her by the cliffs until she was shot by a rifle and fell into the cliffs to death as nobody realize it was Stewie the whole time.
Two for Tiegs
When Brian and Quagmire were finding to trade their woman’s love, Brian took Cheryl Tiegs as Quagmire got jealous so he decided to go out with Brian’s old girlfriend Jillian. they both agreed to go on a double date as they met when they went to L’ Espèce D’Andouille. Brian took Cheryl out for dinner and Quagmire ran into them as he would like to bring in the fourth guest and it was Jillian. Brian was shocked to see her which it was last time she saw her since Derek passed murdered in “And Then There Were Fewer” which Quagmire wanted to play along with Brian that everything is alright. Before their main course arrived, Brian talked to Jillian where did he met Quagmire as Jillian tells Brian that he was a Federal Boob Inspector as she originally asked him to get away from but told her that he had a warrant. Quagmire tells Brian that it was a snickers wrapper. Jillian replied to Brian “But then, he started saying things to me that my father might say if he was still alive, and I knew i liked him”. While Jillian hold Quagmire’s hand and kissed him on the cheeks, Brian was glad it all worked out but quickly decided to trash talk Quagmire as the both continued to talk about the take the insults on each other. Things escalated when the both of the got into a fight and caused a scene at the restaurant. Jillian and Cheryl both to break off the fight as Cheryl realize the both of them are so immature the way that behave at the restaurant and have no respect for either women. Jillian thinks the both of them were being mean to each other, and she was glad that she turned away Quagmire during sex. Cheryl repiled “Maybe you boys will get it together someday, but it looks like that’s all you are – boys”. Jillian also replied “Yeah. Boys. Yay, I helped”. As Jillian was happy that she stood for herself as both Brian and Quagmire lacked the respect of both women. While Cheryl and Jillian walked out of the restaurant, Brian and Quagmire regretted their actions and apologize about their behaviors but it was too late. The next scene, Quagmire and Brian chatted that they won’t be a next time after trading their former lovers on a double date. Brian apologized to Quagmire about his actions and the both of them did use to steal each others girlfriends just to prove their jealousy. which hopefully bring back together. When Quagmire’s car arrived, Brian was hoping to drive him home because he used up his cash for dinner and rode the car with Cheryl. Quagmire was going to take Brian home but tricked Brian as he reached for the door, Quagmire drove aggressively forward and then reversed dangerously, as Brian ended up flying after Quagmire hits him with the car and drove away by fleeing the scene from the accident.
Valentine’s Day in Quahog
While Brian was fed up with Valentine’s Day, he was so upset that it’s so hard to find the most attractive women to keep in a relationship even all of the one night stands which never lasted that long. Stewie wanted to explain why was it difficult that finding the right woman would be so difficult. Brian was about to give up searching for love as Stewie explained to him that everything could change at each moment. The next scene, Stewie came to the kitchen and ask Brian while he was reading the newspaper and having his cup of coffee, Stewie suggests that his situations with women and thought it would be a good idea to get the source of the problem with the lack of success and shows him in the living room. As they entered the living room, all of Brian’s exes showed up gathered up together in the living room, and Brian was shocked to see them all. Stewie went to help Brain to explain why the relationship didn’t last as Stewie brought that fact that Brian Griffin is a great guy, which for some reason why the relationships failed at the end. Rita called him “Self absurd”, Carolyn and the 1st unknown woman each called him “pretentious” and Jillian quoted “And he’s got a big eggo”. This was the fact that Jillian stated that he was the biggest ego. Stewie stated that the introduction of insults of hurting Brian, Brian tells all of them that there mad because they didn’t want to be with him. Ida explained to Brian to find out is a wonderful guy but has problems with his own sexuality. Brian replied “Shut up, Ida”. Stewie replied “She’s my favorite”. Cheryl Tiegs replied “He’s insecure”. The 2nd Unnamed woman replied “And a blowhard”. Brooke from The Bachelorette lastly quoted “And he’s got a tiny penis”. The whole group laughed at him but Stewie didn’t find it amusing. He quickly changes the subject that he would get a bottle of wine to all of the ladies, as Ida thought they should do this on Saturdays which Brian quickly rejected the idea. Rita asked Brian that they’re being honest as Brian snapped his anger to use the insults of the women that he dated. Brian first called Rita an old bag, he called Katie you’re blind and tells Brook her vomit tastes weird, pointed out to Jillian “you don’t even know why you’re here. He yelled at Lauren Conrad that she chose to be on The Hills, pointed out to Ida that “You still have bits of penis left, an pointed out to someone that you can never get wet! It was the gizmo that sighs sadly. Lastly, he pointed out to Stewie that he is more of a woman than anyone else in this room. Stewie then drank the wine and quoted “Get him”! Out in town, Brian was being chased by all of the women to go for attack mode. Before the end of the scene, it was shifted to the Kool Aid man and his parents waiting for his date and it was the bottle of Yoohoo chocolate drink.
At the very end of the episode, Brian was to have sex with all of the women and gets to happily sleeps with them all. Brian Griffin may be a dog, but does have a heart to act like a human.
The lesson of those two in the relationship is that Brian had a nice long Relationship with Jillian and it was also the longest Relationship for one of Brian Griffin’s former girlfriends throughout the series. Brian knew he couldn’t last of the relationship for the woman who really loved the most. The Fans throughout the series loved the Brian and Jillian Relationship which it didn’t last through the beginning of Season 6. Brian and Jillian both had red collars around their neck which the both of them had. People can use their own art of Brian and Jillian’s Relationship and use their art to do something fun together or live the happy ever after story in their alternative moment of the Relationship. Fans around the world can also do their search on Brian and Jillian’s Relationship or check out very interesting drawings from the both of them or browse through the internet to see the life of Brian and Jillian’s Relationship to their many adventures of romance.
